The descent

- Is it the hospital chimney we can see down there, Sharptaste?
- Yes it is. We'll get you there in one piece, Lindsay.
- Oh, I think I have to puke.
- Hold it in. I wouldn't be able to see properly.
- *Hurgh*

(Click to see our landing site in Google Street View)

And this is the last I saw of her. I tried to visit her later on the same morning, but was held off by bodyguards and mean looking lawyers, threatening to sue me for cutting and pasting her on board that plane. Oh well. No autograph. Merely a drink. But hey, who on earth can brag about a parachute jump with the actress from Just My Luck?