When you're with a famous Swedish celebrity like Thor Hushovd, you will be granted access everywhere. And this morning was no exception to the rule. Thor briskly managed to get us past security at the hospital, and we found my friend Lindsay Lohan, on the brink of recovery.
- Let's take her with us, Thor proposed.
- How? I asked. We only have two bikes.
- I have a solution. Remember I am a bike mechanic, Thor twixed. And so he "borrowed" a baby seat from the pediatric ward.
And the result speaks for itself. The picture above is taken by a helpful lesbian called Bustia, who were on her way to a gay parade in Berlin.
We decide to go cycling there with her. After all, I am tired of speaking franchise. Let's go to Duchland, my second home away from home. (I speak duch fluently).
This is now our route:
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